tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


britneysbaldhead:

when you cum the first time after a week

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(via sorry)


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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via distraction)


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paradisaic:

"50 % off sale at Forever 21 today only"

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(via aphrodiyte)


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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via sorry)


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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via lubricates)


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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via jackskellin)


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rebornica:

dualitydiscretion:

rebornica:

Close enough

talk dirty to me

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT